I’m bored. FIFA Hybrids is dead. There’s not been much news in the sports world lately. What to do?
5 minutes later. . .
BAM!! Number eight is here. Not Star Wars #8, unfortunately. The What I’d Do series is back! Today, off the backs of a 3-2 win over England, France finds its way into After the Whistle. The team is actually one of the youngest in the world. Les Bleus, as their fans fondly nicknamed them, are simply overflowing with young talent. In fact, Koscielny and Lloris are the only players in the starting eleven above 25. 25!
In goal is the aforementioned Hugo Lloris. While I’m an Arsenal fan, I still have to e include him in the team despite how much I despise him. Reasons? The next best goalie is Stephane Ruffier, who refuses to play internationally. After that, France has Steve Mandanda. Not pleasant.
At left back, starting a trend of terrific young AS Monaco players is 22 year old Benjamin Mendy. Mendy has represented France at literally all levels. He played 32 times for the under-17s before being promoted to the U19s, winning 12 caps in two years. Due to turning 20, Mendy was forced to move to the U21s. He assisted five goals in nine games before Didier Deschamps called him up to the senior side.
In the center back positions, first is Laurent Koscielny. Arsenal’s first choice CB at club level, Koscielny has played for France 42 times since his international debut in 2011. He was a rock in defense in France’s run to the Euro 2016 final.
The other center back is Raphael Varane. The 24 year old starred at second tier French club RC Lens before getting a big money move to Real Madrid in 2011. Since then, Varane has won 42 caps for the international team.
At right back is Djibril (JIB-rill) Sidibe. Sidibe is another in a long list of players that had breakout seasons for AS Monaco this year. His critics point to his Sergi Roberto-esque forays forward as detrimental to the team. On November 22nd of 2016, Sidibe cemented his place in France anyways. Monaco was having trouble against Tottenham in the UEFA Champions League. In the 48th minute, Sidibe equalized; heading home Mendy’s cross. He then assisted Thomas Lemar (more on him later) five minutes later to give Monaco the win.
At left center midfielder, oh boy is this controversial. Instead of Blaise Matuidi, Hatim Ben Arfa, Corentin Tolisso, or Adrien Rabiot, I’ve included Paul Pogba. It’s an understatement to say Pogba was Juventus’ best player last year. Manchester United thought so, and broke the world transfer record, paying the Italians nearly £100 million to bring him to Old Trafford.
At right center midfielder, who else but N’Golo Kante? Leicester signed him from Caen in 2015, leading to a move to Chelsea. The rest is history.
At left midfielder, make a wild guess. It’s Thomas Lemar. The 21 year old had one of the best seasons in Monaco’s history, scoring 14 goals and assisting 14 more. Lemar even won UNFP Player of the Month in November 2016.
In he other side of midfield, welcome Ousmane Dembele to the international team. The 20 year old Borussia Dortmund phenom has been terrific this year, scoring 10 goals in 49 games for the German giants. He recently burst on to the international stage, scoring the winning goal for France against England. His spot is further cemented by the fact that the next best French RM is Moussa Sissoko. Hmm.
Right striker is Antoine Griezmann. If you haven’t heard of this guy, look him up. Since 2014, Griezmann has scored 60 goals in 111 games for Atlético Madrid. He also won La Liga Player of the Year in 2016, beating out Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo. Nice.
At left striker is the fan favorite, Kylian Mbappe-Lottin. The things this 18 year old has achieved are downright phenomenal! This year, he scored 26 goals in 44 games for Monaco. That’s a better goal ratio than Messi. Mbappe scored in every single Champions League knockout stage match Monaco played. He is the first player in history to do that. Let me remind you, he’s only 18! To round up his 2016-17 accolades, he was included in the UEFA Champions League Team of the Season, the Ligue 1 TOTS, and won the UNFP Young Player of the Year.
And lastly, something that you all have wanted, I’ll show you the impact of the last season on FIFA Ultimate Team. The bottom of the top image shows the highest rated cards the French have, starting from the back. Hugo Lloris got a 94 rated(!) Premier League TOTS. Koscielny still has his basic 85. Varane was awarded with an 86 Team of the Group Stage (TOTGS) card. Sidibe had an 83 TOTGS card. Lemar grabbed a 91 Ligue 1 TOTS card. Pogba has a 92 inform. Kante has a 92 EPL TOTS. Dembele has a 91 Bundesliga TOTS. Griezmann has a 95 La Liga TOTS. Mbappe has an 89 Ligue 1 TOTS. (Stagger breathing, pants like a dog)
The quality of these French players is simply astounding. The squad is so good, they are a legitimate World Cup winning contender. I’m not kidding.
And finally, kudos to the people who read this whole thing! Please leave a like if you enjoyed, and goodbye!